Dude's been sleeping all day,
He wakes up and starts jaywalking,
He keeps on crossing the expressway,
Help him stay alive and keep on playing.
Cars and trucks are fast, but don't panic,
Run into them and dude's in a casket,
Tap to stop, and dodge all the traffic,
Move fast to collect coins into his pocket.
Walk far enough an amulet you'll find,
Pick it up quick and becomes superhuman,
Soaring high, all traffics left behind,
But soon dude's a normal man again.
Break the high score be the swagger,
Pick up the coins while they're hot,
Or lose them forever and walk further,
Just be careful dude farts a lot