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Fart or Die

$0.99
iPhone / iPad
Genres:
  • Music
  • Entertainment
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A French doctor concurs: "Fart or Die!"
See this link: http://theshortnames.com/2008/05/fart-or-die-french-doctor-warns/

Less a simulation than an exaltation, the timeless wellness anthem beckons for your timely farticipation... and fart you must... or you will die!

Upgrades will include random accompaniment generation, a bonus anthem & more!

Thanks for your prompt relief of needless bloating.