iLied was developed by the Chinese government to confuse the American people in an attempt to take over as the worlds #1 superpower.
Not really, thats just one of the many lies in this program. Actually, iLie was the brain child of John Karl and Ron Miller, brother-n-laws that were bored and looking for something humorous to do on a Saturday afternoon. Seriously thats the truth, would I lie to you?
iLied uses a thesaurus like technology to modify several of it's lies creating an endless amount of laughter, or serious excuses if thats what you need. Is that the boss at your door, no problem just turn me sideways and I become a calculator. Don't be suprised if your calculations don't come out quite right though, remember this is iLied.
You can submit your own lies to firstname.lastname@example.org, and we will include the best ones in the next version of iLie.