Who is to blame? Not me, and certainly not you!
Since we know that nothing is your fault, how can we explain the bad things that keep happening to us?
iBlame uses a sophisticated neural network to examine your micro-mindwaves and connects holistically with the interwebs to reduce the gestalt involved in your situation to determine who is at fault for your troubles.
Knowing who is to blame will allow you to put the past behind you, get on with your life, reach untold levels of success, and show that high school gym teacher just what's what.
Just tap the "I Blame" button and iBlame will instantly assign the blame. If somehow iBlame has selected the wrong blamee, just tap "That's Not Right!", and iBlame will hone in on the correct blamee.
There are lots of people and shadowy entities that are to blame. Here are some samples:
• Insurance Companies
• Cat People
• Mankind Itself
• Liberals and Conservatives
and many more!