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Swine Flu Scanner (Cure and Fingerprint Test Analyzer)

$0.99
iPhone / iPad
Genres:
  • Lifestyle
  • Entertainment
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Do you have Swine Flu? What about your friends, family or co-workers? Buy Swine Flu Scanner and have hours of fun scanning fingerprints to see who has Swine Flu and your level of infection!

Please note: This app is intended for entertainment purposes only and does not provide true fingerprint scanning functionality!

Swine Flu Scanner features:
- Consultations with Dr Ham Funk
- Ability to rig the result with secret hidden buttons
- Facebook integration - post diagnosis to Facebook
- Experimental Cures administered by Dr Ham Funk
- Electroshock treatment with shocking vibrate
- Varying levels of infection
- Great graphics and ear-piercing sound effects
- Cute pigs

5-Star User Reviews:

***** "In an office full of girls I used this app to break the ice. Had them all in stitches" - UK
***** "I love this app!" - USA
***** "It's so funny. My friends luv it!" - USA
***** "AAA+ Great practical joke. Always a good laugh" - Aus
***** "It's sweet. Get it" - UK
***** "Very funny" - UK
***** "So entertaining and funny it's worth 99 cents" - USA
***** "This is a fun app, easily worth $0.99" - USA
***** "Best game ever" - USA

After your diagnosis get a consultation and an experimental cure in the relaxing offices of our resident Quack - Dr Ham Funk, an Uncertified Swine Flu Practitioner, fresh out of Mexico City University?

The animal that gave us pork, ham and bacon, now serves a fourth, unwanted helping of Swine Flu. Get the entertaining application that is spreading around the globe faster than the disease it diagnoses - Swine Flu Scanner.

If you like Dr Funk, check out his new application Stool Scanner by searching for it on iTunes.

Instructions for secret hidden button
- The 5 secret buttons are at the very bottom of the screen, laid out from left to right
- Use the buttons to preselect result from Uninfected on the very left to Extreme on the very right. If no selection is made result is random
- Result will continue to be the selected infection until another selection is made or cure performed

Obvious disclaimer:
If you seriously think you have Swine Flu, please contact your certified medical practitioner. Remember that Dr Ham Funk is a joke amateur quack!