Now with "Hairy Mode"!
This is an almost useless application - but very addictive! You will soon notice that you are splitting balls all the time.
You can zoom in to the balls infinitely. Hours of psychedelic ball-splitting fun!
"Well, perhaps I should work. Only one ball, then work... Or not."
"Wow, I can't stop splitting those balls!"
- Random guy at the bar
"What, another crappy application? Stop wasting your time and get a job!"
- Developers girlfriend
"Split My Balls! is awesome! Now when I have it, chicks finally dig me! It even cured my cancer!"
- Developers imaginary friend (*)
Get it before it's too late! Don't miss the ball-splitting train!
* This review was just a joke. There is no way this app could cure cancer.