One thing is for sure: if Santa Claus keeps up this drinking pace, there will be no presents this year. How would we explain to our little ones that Santa was too smashed to deliver?
Preventing a major Christmas crisis is solely in your hands! Guide Santa on his Christmas route using your phone’s motion sensor. Try keeping a straight line and keep him away from the fence. Jump over Christmas sacks and get performance points for graceful moves. Collecting wine bottles gets Santa even more drunk, candy sticks lower his alcohol level. Choose your own level of difficulty by making him drink as much as you want before he starts.
Cheers! Have a Merry Drunken Christmas!