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Ultimate Jokes

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Check out the hottest joke app around. We handpicked 600 of the funniest jokes ever and stuck them in this wonderful app. Now, even you can be as funny as the one guy who always gets more attention than you at the party.

This app is very easy to navigate and all jokes are formatted to look the best on your phone's screen.

Plus! we also included 36 different sound bites, including funny farts, burps and laugh tracks!

Check out this app! A must for all comedians.

Application Features:

- 600 Jokes in 6 different categories, hand picked by our staff.
- Bookmark your jokes for easy reference.
- View random jokes with a press of a button.
- Search through our full database by keywords.
- Daily joke display on the main screen for something new everday!
- Fart, Burp and Laughing sound bites to keep things interesting among friends.

Joke Samples!

"Based on his performance in office so far, President Obama should do just fine on his future tax returns. After all, he will be able to write off his second term."

Q: Why do politicians envy ventriloquists?
A: Because they can lie without moving their lips.

"A man said his credit card was stolen but he decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did."

"A man in Alabama died from rattlesnake bites. Big deal you may say, but there's a twist here that makes him a candidate. It seems he and a friend were playing catch with a rattlesnake. The friend (a future Darwin Awards candidate himself) was hospitalized."

And more!