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The Cracked Reader combines all of the mind blowing facts (did you know a zombie apocalypse is scientifically possible?), pop culture analysis (who’s the greatest Batman of all time?), and info-graphics (a body map explaining what your neck tattoo says about you to prospective employers) that have made Cracked the fastest growing humor site on the internet.
* An easy to navigate, fast loading feed featuring all of our latest content.
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* Faster loading and easier to navigate versions of all of the content that used to be so difficult to read in the bathroom.
* Video and photo feeds of Craptions, and more!
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