Do you have trouble keeping up with your snobbish friends, especially when it comes time to talk about wine? Are your wine descriptors cumbersome and crude? We don't blame you; wine-speak can be a difficult, seemingly-esoteric language to grasp. Luckily, there's iTalkWine, a fully-functional wine-speak generator capable of eloquently reviewing wines at the touch of a button!
iTalkWine's simple interface allows you to discreetly input the type of wine and how good it tastes. While your friends are still considering the mouthfeel and finish, present your best contemplative frown and read off iTalkWine's review, specifically engineered to be just vague enough to apply to nearly any wine, and nonsensical enough to rival those of even the best connoisseurs.
Included with iTalkWine is a database of the most popular grape varietals.
With iTalkWine, you'll be the hit at your next wine party, and your friends will forever be in awe of your keen astuteness and astonishing command of wine-speak.