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This app, SOUND MAC-HINE [Saund • Mack•kine], is a program that provides over 500 popular sound clips/effects from top rated shows & movies; including many personalities that have been guests on the Howard Stern Show. It was created by serious fans for serious fans who posted many of the sounds clips/effects. The creators believe fans will enjoy the older more obscure sound effects and embrace the quality of the app.

Featured sound effects include quotes by Gary Dell’Abate, Animal House, Blue Iris, Beavis & Butthead, Eric the Midget, George Takei, Scott the Engineer, Andrew Dice Clay, Three Stooges, William Shatner, Crazy Alice, Richard Simmons, Riley Martin, Beetlejuice, Gilbert Dice Clay, O.J. Simpson, Christian Bale, Paris Hilton, Rambo, Pee Wee Herman, Richard Simmons, over 30 fart blasts and more.

Owners of the app can:
-Play any of these hundreds of sound clips
-Save their favorites to a list
-Record their own sounds and save them
-Use a timer to have the sounds play at a certain time
-See bio’s on all personalities

The creators put much emphasis on creating a high quality app and concentrated on the sophisticated navigation so users can easily scroll though the many sound effects and play them with ease.

We hope you enjoy this application. Contact us at with suggestions questions or comments.

Five Smooth Stones, LLC is a software development company & Think Tank that is dedicated to providing world-class applications utilizing the most cutting edge technologies.

Are there some sound clips you want to hear? Please go to to submit your favorite sound clips for the next update or let us know what you would like to hear.

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