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WISE CRACK

$0.99
iPhone / iPad
Genres:
  • Utilities
  • Entertainment
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The only bottoms in the world that are not full of you know what.

A gentle squeeze of their cheeks and they will emit phrase after phrase of the greatest wisdom of all time. Sage, if slightly smelly and very flatulent, advice.

Choose either every day or celebrity bottoms. Simply touch the bottom icon or botcon and your chosen bottom will fill the screen.

A squeeze of its cheeks will get it to release a thought provoking wise saying that will enrich your life, and make your sides split with laughter.


‘ If you truly want to attain wisdom, start at the bottom’.
Conpoocious


‘Neither this application nor any of its content carries the approval of the personality involved, any broadcasting institution or any production company; all voices are produced by impressionists. All other audio is the original creation of [Voice Express LTD];’

‘By downloading this application, you and any person for whom or on whose behalf you act acknowledges that neither this application nor any of its content carries the approval of the personality involved, any broadcasting institution or any production company; that all voices are produced by impressionists; that all other audio is the original creation of [Voice Express LTD]; and that the offer and sale of this application and its associated content does not infringe any legal or equitable right belonging to you’