Time for some SMASH therapy! SONIC OFFICE SMASH lets you vent your frustration against annoying modern technology—office equipment.
To help you channel your rage, Dr. Vincent “Vinnie” Smashalino, owner of S.M.A.S.H., the SOCIETY for the MANAGEMENT of ANGER, STRESS, and HABITUAL boredom provides advice and words of encouragement as you break everything in the office.
Pick up a hammer and bash that malfunctioning coffee maker to pieces. Or take off that fine Italian pump and unleash your fury on that paper-jamming photocopier once and for all!
Once you’ve chosen your weapon and target, swing and shake the iPhone, iTouch, or iPad, to hear the sounds of your wrath being inflicted. Watch your progress on the SMASH-O-METER to know when the office equipment has had enough.
It’s time to achieve that Zen-like bliss you deserve through the power of virtual aggression!
• Choose your WEAPON:
• Choose your TARGET:
• Choose between Gesture Mode—shaking the device to smash targets—or Tap Mode—pressing the SHINY RED BUTTON of DESTRUCTION!
• Listen to Dr. Vincent “Vinnie” Smashalino’s sage advice and encouragement as you destroy everything in the office.
• Optimized for iPhone4, iPod Touch4, iPad, and iPad2!
*WARNING*: Trained professionals created SONIC OFFICE SMASH to save you thousands of dollars on psychotherapy. Do not attempt smashing office equipment in real life.
*WARNING*: SONIC OFFICE SMASH is a toy. Tap mode is safe for all users. Gesture mode is an advanced setting, use at your own risk.
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