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Curses - insults shakespeare would use - go all old school elizabethan with your curses

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Are your insults stuck in a rut? Need some phrases to use to confound your friends and enemies? Yes, well this App is for you. It was good enough for William Shakespeare so why not for you. How about calling someone a 'mewling rude-growing jack-a-nape!' or 'greasy beetle-headed rampallion!' sounds better than your standard insult doesn't it.

New to version 1.1: Touch the word to see what it means. Swipe right or left to replace a words with another, randomly selected, word.

This App can generate over 350,000 different insulting phrases and your intended target will probably not even know what many of them mean i.e. Rampallion means a ruffian/scoundrel. So in just one phrase you have said someone has a head like a beetle, that they are greasy and a ruffian/scoundrel. What more could you want.

If the phrase it gives it not good enough then just press 'Another' and a new phrase will be generated.