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Neuralyzer 3: The Most Slender And Indestructible Neuralizer App For Men With Photo Sharing To Facebook, Twitter And Email

$0.99
iPhone / iPad
Genres:
  • Lifestyle
  • Entertainment
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★★★★★ "Great fun. I love the sounds and that you can send a photo. Love it!" -HaJaaaa

★★★★★ "Cool Fun! ...I feel just like Will Smith. Zapped myself accidentally and forgot what I wanted to say..." - MikeTheBest97

★★★★★ "Great app, very cool images!" -Dr.Gili

* These are real reviews from 'Neuralyzer 3' users from around the world...

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This app is a novelty app and is intended for fun and entertainment ONLY. It does not actually erase peoples' memories.

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✓ Top Neuralyzer App Worldwide
✓ Set to be the HIT APP of 2013
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Blow your friends away with this cool app, the most realistic looking Neuralyzer on the market.

Please note: This is a prank app only and does not actually erase memory.

You can pretend to Neuralyze people with the use of the Neuralyzer 3.

❶ Girlfriend didn’t like your joke? Zap her!

❷ Doing the “Robot” dance at a bar didn’t impress her? Use the Neuralyzer 3 to pretend to take her memories away!

❸ "Aliens" running rampant in the city? Zap the crowd and pretend to give them pleasant memories instead.

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Make sure you always carry your standard issue Neuralyzer 3 in your pocket – you never know when it might come in handy! ;)

This app not only looks amazingly real, but it has advanced features available ONLY on the Neuralyzer 3.

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ADVANCED FEATURES:
✓✓✓ Photograph "Neuralyzed" Subjects
✓✓✓ Share Photos With Friends Via Facebook, Twitter and Email.
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You will love to use the Neuralyzer 3, the most slender and indestructible Neuralizer on the market.

IMPORTANT: Although this app looks real it is a novelty app it does not actually erase memory.

Be sure to send back the reports to HQ (i.e. to your friends)!

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FIELD AGENT INSTRUCTIONS:
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1. Tap on the latch in order to open the Neuralyzer.

2. Wait for the Neuralyzer to charge from the iPhone or iPad power source.

3. When ready for activation the charge light will turn green.

4. Toggle the dials and buttons to select the period you want to erase from subjects’ memories.

5. Press the M.A.F. button to activate the Neuralyzer.

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HOW TO REPORT TO HQ:
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1.In order to report to HQ swipe down on the Neuralyzer once you have activated it.

2. From your Field Agent Reporting Device (F.A.R.D.) select your preferred reporting method and share the photo with friends via Twitter / Facebook / Email.

See the screenshots for a visual explanation of how to use the Neuralyzer 3.

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YOUR MISSION:
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Neuralyze as many subjects as possible!

Send reports to your friends so that your success can be tracked!

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Share your funniest Neuralyzer photos with us on Facebook – post to our timeline at https://www.facebook.com/Neuralyzer3
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PRIVACY POLICY:
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This app allows sharing via Facebook, Twitter and Email.

For details please see our privacy policy at http://meninblackneuralizer.com/privacy

THIS APP IS A NOVELTY APP. IT DOES NOT ERASE MEMORY.