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Pirate Showdown

iPhone / iPad
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  • Action
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Got some time to kill? Great ‘cause we’ve got naked pirates to spare!
Please do us all a favor and kill the lot. Pretty please with sugar on top!

Masterfully help Captain Squiddy reclaim his ship and honor by tilting his ship and defeat the bastards.
We’ll even throw in a sea monster and a boss if you help us out.

What are you waiting for? Go kill the lot! Yes, that’s what you need to do today.

You think this game is no good? You are mad - absolutely mad! This game will rock your world - it’s guaranteed!
Stop reading this and click the download button. Try for yourself. Give it a chance. It’s all free. No in-app purchase or anything.

Just to tell you: this game is not for puny children. It has tons for cursing, blood and penises. We don’t mean to offend anyone but the theme here is a squid beating up naked pirates - what did you expect?

Are you still reading? Ok, listen: show this game to your friends. They’ll think that you are crazy. They might never speak to you again but that’s ok. Now Squiddy is your new friend. He is all you need. Ever.