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Pete the Talking Poop

iPhone / iPad
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Let Pete the Pocket Poop help you pass the time on the potty by delivering you hilarious poopy sayings at the press of a poopy button.

Here Pete say:

"Happy poo year!"
"Somebody better open a window, quick!"
"Oh no! That toilet bowl's deep and I don't know how to swim!"
"Someone get this corn outta me, it's ruining my complexion"
"I hope I'm a floater and not a sinker"
"Off the toilet already, I'm tired of staring at your butt!"
"Peee-u, do NOT go in here!"