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SAYINGS - Cool Sayings - The funny collection of 100,000 lines, quotes and jokes - text ready

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★★★ 100,000+ hip quotations and sayings for use with your iPhone and iPad. Introducing our brand-new e-card function! ★★★

★★★★ The #1 entertainment app now has even more selected sayings and a number of new features. ★★★★

★★★ Text (SMS) ready. There’s no need to cut and paste. ★★★

Are you looking for the perfect quotation for any occasion? Just want to have some fun or a good laugh?

You'll find 100,000 cool sayings and quotations here in the following categories:

★ Cool sayings
★ Office sayings
★ Friendship sayings
★ Excuses
★ Popular sayings
★ Knock Knock sayings
★ Emo sayings
★ Tongue twisters
★ Miss-you sayings
★ T-Shirt sayings
★ Insults
★ Flirt sayings
★ Drinking sayings
★ Break-up sayings
★ Sayings for men
★ Sayings for women
★ Humorous sayings
★ Burning questions
★ Old wives' tales
★ Really mean sayings
★ Nerd sayings
★ Last words
★ Oneliners
★ Fun facts
★ In the army
★ Answering machine
★ Movie quotes
★ Car stickers
★ Love sayings
★ Yo momma
★ Confucius says
★ Funny wisdom
★ Wise quotes
★ Did you know
★ English-German
★ Bad translations
★ much much more...

You'll have a ball with these engaging and amusing sayings!


✿ SAYINGS: We have 100,000 sayings in 69 categories and seven languages -- English, French, German, Spanish, Italian, Russian and Swedish.

✿ SHARE: Share your favorite sayings via text (SMS), Twitter, Facebook (you can even write on your friends’ walls), iMessage (iOS 5.0 required) or email. You also can copy with one click to the clipboard for use with other apps.

✿ E-CARDS: Create your own e-cards. Select a saying and put it together with an in app picture, upload a picture from your iPhone library or take a new picture. Sent them to your friends via email or Facebook (even post on your friends’ walls).

✿ FAVORITES: Save your favorite sayings.

✿ RANDOM: Shake your iPhone or click the random button for random sayings.

✿ NAVIGATION: Easy navigation and design. Navigate between sayings easily by swiping left, swiping right or clicking on a saying.

✿ SEARCH: Built in search function.

✿ TEXT TO SPEECH: Pick a say and the app will read it to you. An Internet connection is required to use this feature.

✿ CHANGE LANGUAGE: You can switch the language of the sayings from within the app. English, French, Spanish, German, Italian, Swedish and Russian are available.

✿ SEND: Suggest sayings to us by sending us your favorite sayings.

✿ DESIGN: Comprehensive, intuitive and efficient interface makes reading, sharing and searching a breeze.

✿ DATABASE: Don’t let Internet access limit you! Our app does not need Internet access in order to view sayings.

✿ FEEDBACK: Contact us with your ideas, suggestions or feedback.

✿ UNIVERSAL: Universal app automatically adapts to both iPhone and iPad.

We very much appreciate your feedback. Thank you for your support.