Never try to inhale a rope toy. It may not smell good.
Siggy offers timeless wisdom like this to you for free because he wants you to lead a better and more fun-filled life. Also because he likes to hear himself talk (if he asks, I didn’t type that). Siggy is a spirited aussie – no, not from down under- he’s an Australian shepherd.
Many of his qualities are ones we all could adopt - playful, curious, bold, and furry (well, maybe only a few of us aspire to that last one). A few flicks of the wrist or the push of a button is all that is needed to shake more wisdom out of Siggy, one of the world’s zaniest canids. Download this app immediately (or, if people are beginning to wonder why you’ve spent so long clicking around on your iPhone or iPod touch, download it when no one’s looking). We wish you a life filled with adorable puppies and hilarious sayings. May Siggy be with you!
The Siglet Guarantee: Siggy keeps all four paws on the ground — except when he doesn’t.... and furthermore, you are guaranteed your money back if you don’t like the app- but hey, it’s free!!!