Need to travel great distances but your trusty steed is nowhere to be found? Thought about substituting two empty coconut halves for the horse but either didn't have a coconut or didn't feel like emptying a coconut just for galloping purposes? Have no fear, iCoconut is here! Utilizing the latest and greatest phone-to-coconut emulation technology, iCoconut delivers the joy of galloping right to your phone. Simply tap on the coconut to produce a wonderful galloping noise while prancing around achieving the authenticity of full equine form. To further the illusion that you might actually be riding a horse, it would be best to have a partner to share in the endeavor; one shall be the horse, and one the rider.
Warning: This product may not (and probably will not) increase your rate of travel. For Entertainment Purposes Only.
For full effect, iCoconut is best experienced on an iPhone or a 2G iPod Touch as these devices have speakers. Galloping around like a horse in a situation where no one can actually hear the galloping sounds is not recommended.