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Red Alert

iPhone / iPad
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Red Alert! - the most versatile general-purpose alarm and warning device for your iPhone. Keep your friends fully informed in any situation - from a casual Babe or Stud Alert to a full-blown Stalker Warning!


Simply slide open the lower front panel to select from a wide range of warning messages. When you have the message you need, close the panel and get ready to hit the big red alarm button! Whether it's a Beer Crisis, Stupidity Warning or Fashion Emergency, with Red Alert you can sound the alarm in style and you're guaranteed to raise a laugh in the process!


* 96 different message combinations
* 6 unique alarm sounds
* Random message modes


You can select from fully or partially random message modes. This is great fun, but it's also quite useful since it can throw up useful combos you might never have thought of. Here's a sample of the messages this can generate:-

Love Crisis
Credibility Warning
Stupidity Alert
Geek Alarm
Irony Emergency
Nerd Warning
Boredom Crisis
Stud Alert
Bull Warning
Reality Crisis

And no self-respecting iPhone app would be complete without:-

Fart Alarm

NOTE to iPod Touch users: this application has audio content so you may want to use headphones!