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The Bullying Bard

iPhone / iPad
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William Shakespeare, AKA "The Bard," doesn't like you. He has 125,000 reasons he doesn't like you, all generated randomly from his famous list of insult parts. Shake your iPhone or press the "Insult Me" button and Shakespeare will create a new random insult just for you.

Insult your friends, your family, and yourself, with the always entertaining and always poetic Bullying Bard.