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No Punch Line

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Ladies and Gentlemen...ANTIJOKES. HUNDREDS OF THEM.

★The funniest collection of anti-jokes!
★Funnier than real jokes!
★Humor for the clever ones!
★Hundreds of antijokes!

No Punch Line is the ultimate collection of the world's greatest and funniest anti-jokes.

Why was six afraid of seven?
- It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.

What is red and smells like blue paint?
- Red paint.

-There’s an Irishman, a homosexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer?
-We are both lawyers.

...and hundreds more, for free!

Features of No Punch Line:
★Hundreds of anti jokes!
★Add jokes to your favorites!
★Email jokes to your fellow anti-joke consuming friends!

Best of all, it's free, so what are you waiting for?

Why did this iDevice user download the free No Punch Line app?
- To read a lot of jokes that have no punch lines.