This app is for you if you go to Dana Hills and you like reading THE PAPER, but then you're all "I want a little more 'The' and a little less 'Paper.'" Well here you go. You're welcome. A paperless iOS application to read THE PAPER. The irony is thick.
THE PAPER is the trusted source for all things Dolphin. Read it.
I doubt anyone reads these descriptions, but it doesn't matter because it's a waste of time when you could be reading THE PAPER!