"I've got too many girlfriends now." -Real Person
With this creative new dating app, you will be able to impress the person of your dreams by reading what we provide. Simply press the button and watch them melt in your hands, with phrases like "I'll fluff your bean," and "I couldn't help but think about your saucy weenis."
Comment on the Facebook page and request a theme and we will select a few themes to be added from your choices. If we get enough submissions we will make the theme free!
"As a mediocrely handsome man, I have to deal with women on a fairly regular basis, but because of my looks and personality, I always have a hard time getting them to come back home with me. With So Relatable, I always get that perfect phrase that is guaranteed to be the kicker that gets her into my apartment."
-Person on Street